goodr - BFGS - Colossal Squid Confessions

Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit. These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS.

Features

• No Slip: Goodr uses enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• No Bounce: This frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• All Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• Gradient Lenses: Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.
• No Demogorgons: 100% Guarantee* against Demogorgon attacks.