How to Obey Your Cat: Submission Guide for Devoted Humans (Written by a Cat)

You thought you owned your cat ? Thing again.Written by a cat fully aware of its own superiority, this manual finally tells the truth : you’re just a servant. And not always a competent one.Learn the essential protocols for becoming a human your four-legged ruler can tolerate—feeding procedures, hygiene standards, affection scheduling, and plenty of other demands you’re probably failing to meet.Packed with “scientific” evidence of feline dominance, testimonials from model servants, and a list of so-called “offerings” that are basically attempted murder, this sarcastic handbook will teach you how to be useful.Perfect for :• Cat “owners” who’ve accepted their true rank• Anyone wondering why their cat treats them with royal indifference• Cat lovers with a strong sense of humorWarning : Reading this guide is not proof of competence. Following these rules does not guarantee recognition.Buy this book to boost your chances of becoming a decent servant.This edition includes a confidential section not meant for humans that the author never intended you to see. Read more